A 70-year-old single woman has decided it's time for her to get married. So she put an ad in the local paper that said:
LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND!
HE MUST BE AROUND MY AGE (70)
HE MUST NOT ABUSE WOMEN
HE MUST NOT TREAT ME
AND HE MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL CANDIDATES PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
The next day, she heard the doorbell ringing and hoped that a handsome candidate would be standing on her porch.
To his dismay, he was a gray-haired man in a wheelchair. He had neither arms nor legs.
The woman responds, "You're not going to ask me to consider you, are you? Look at you...you don't have legs!"
The old man smiled and replied confidently, "So I can't deceive you!"
The woman didn't want to give in so quickly and then said to him: "You don't have any arms either!"
Again, the old man smiled, "Yes, and so I can't beat you or mistreat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and fixed him with her gaze. With only one question left, she asked, "Are you still good in bed?"
In response, the old man leaned back, grinned, and said:
"I managed to ring the doorbell, didn't I?"
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