Mr. Perkins (it's set in the U.K.) walks into a bar and sits down
on one of the stools.
"Can I get you a drink?" asks the bartender.
"No, thank you," said Mr. Perkins. "I tried to drink
alcohol once and I didn't like it"
A few minutes later, the bartender lights a cigar. "This will
interested," he asks Mr. Perkins.
"No, thank you," said Mr. Perkins. "I tried to smoke once
and I didn't like it"
The other people in the bar are ready to move into a room in the
fond of playing poker and they ask Mr. Perkins if he wants
play with them.
"No, thank you," said Mr. Perkins. "I tried the game once and
really, it wasn't for me..."
Perkins sits on the bar stool doing nothing, so the bartender
asks him: "You don't drink, you don't smoke, you don't gamble...
so what are you doing here?"
"I'm expecting my son, we have an appointment"
The bartender replies: "It must be your only child..."
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